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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb? Too much work."

"NSFW: I just realized that I've never been with a black or middle eastern girl... So I added them to my fuckit list."

"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her."

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"

"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."

"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"

"How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges They're called schools and children are sent there to learn"

"Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident."