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Joke of the Day

"Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges They're called schools and children are sent there to learn"

"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"

"My father used to say ""Take everything with a pinch of salt"" Nice man. Made terrible tea."

"What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots."

"Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke."

"A Triceratops was recently found frozen in the ice... ... upon closer inspection it turned out to be a tricicle."

"Follow your instincts, into the path of a moving train."

"Who can't tell the difference between short and long? This subreddit mods"

"How do you feed a skyscraper? ""Here comes the aeroplane!"""

"What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)"