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Joke of the Day
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
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"Giving a bear my power of attorney."
"Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"I hate when the definition of a word has other words that I have to look up also."
"I haven't had a server go down on me that long since New Year at Hooters. Edit for explanation: https://techcrunch.com/2016/08/11/reddit-is-currently-experiencing-a-major-outage/"
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"
"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"
"What do you call unpredictable nudity? Erratica."
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