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Joke of the Day
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between abortion and terrorism? Terrorism is funded by the US government!"
"ME: need help? GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME: *inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk* I thought u'd never ask"
"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
"People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK"
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something that buzzes and is guaranteed to drive me crazy"" she replied. So I bought her a pet mosquito."
"Why are you on /r/Jokes? What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin? *tssssssss*"
"If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you."