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Joke of the Day

"My friend texted saying she was threatened by an organization. ""And their name was"" ""ISIS"" ""Calm down! Is who?"""

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"I think i'm bisexual... Every time I want sex I have to buy it."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep......."

"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"

"Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: ....."

"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."

"I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%."

"What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking."

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."