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Joke of the Day
"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."
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"What is a Jedi's Favorite Italian Dessert? Obi-Wan....Cannoli!"
"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"
"My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones."
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"Fireman: Is anyone else inside the house? Me: Uh yes..my son is trapped in my room he- [fireman charges into blaze] ..HE LOOKS LIKE AN XBOX"
"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."
"I ordered the CliffsNotes version of Snooki's book and they sent me a bar menu, a printout of the urban dictionary and an STD pamphlet."