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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up. "

"What did Steve Harvey say after announcing Miss Universe 2015 It was just a prank bro"

"Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer? He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test."

"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""

"i'm supposed to train the intern to do what i do every day, but i'm not sure how comfortable i am giving him my twitter & facebook passwords"

"What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers. However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?"

"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"