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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"
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"Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts"
"Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits. She looked angry and said ""I'm a medium"" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!"
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"
"This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don't count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in"
"Which dance moves are the most sparkling? Congas!"
"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."
"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."
"To best understand men, you need to grasp the following: 1. They think with their pen!s 2. They wanna fix everything 3. They wanna fix everything with their pen!s"
"I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex..."