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Joke of the Day
"What did Steve Harvey say after announcing Miss Universe 2015 It was just a prank bro"
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"I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying"
"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"
"what does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front and poker in the back"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, ""the bottom half of a shirt."""
"""I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"" -guy who discovered milk"
"What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows? Wendy's is never frozen."
"Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!"
"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"