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Joke of the Day

"Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers. However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?"

"I committed a petty theft today... The cops took me in on charges for a salt and battery."

"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."

"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"

"Law of attraction to females If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"What is it called when the police work overtime? Copper Nitrate."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite drink? A white Russian."

"Because one Duran just wasn't enough."

"Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough."

"Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp? I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist."