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Joke of the Day
"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
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"Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image? His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron."
"All International Pilots need to know English. But middle eastern pilots only need to know how to say Allahu Akbar."
"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."
"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."
"What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated"
"Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you."
"Who supports Romney Bernie Madoff"
"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."
"Mood ring Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead."