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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."
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"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."
"Want to know why fish tanks are stupid They don't even have a military."
"Why doesn't Asia wear makeup? Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!"
"What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics."
"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"
"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."
"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""
"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""