221997
Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Asia wear makeup? Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!"
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"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"
"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."
"English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer"
"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."
"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"
"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."
"What did the bed say to the sleepy man? ""I want you inside me"""
"One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, ""YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!"" Best.Insult.Ever."
"Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news."