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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics."
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"What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical."
"She said I was average. That's just mean."
"""I bumped into your wife yesterday"" ""Oh, where?"" ""You know the cafe opposite the S&M club?"" ""Yes"" ""Opposite that cafe"""
"Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side."
"What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport? Formula one!"
"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"
"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"I own an innovative gardening supplies store. We sell cutting-hedge technology."