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Joke of the Day

"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."

"Choose your friends carefully, They are the ones who tag you in photos."

"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."

"A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy."

"""Hi doc!"" ""Hi! What is that behind your ear?"" ""Nice try, too old for the coin trick"" ""No it's a tumor"" ""Oh my god"" ""Kidding it's a quarter"""

"My friends butler lost his left arm in an accident serves him right."

"Two nuns are sitting on a park bench... Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach."

"How to beat depression: 1) Talk to someone 2) When that person says ""just cheer up,"" beat that person with a baseball bat."

"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."

"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"