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Joke of the Day

"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."

"So Zayn quit the band? His life is obviously taking on a new direction..."

"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."

"I wouldn't do well in war because the bravest thing I've ever done was post an Instagram photo with no filter."

"Why did the square breakup with the circle? She wasn't edgy enough!"

"I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher."

"*opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night"

"I swear I can stare at my girl for hours and not say a word. It's so fucking difficult with this restraining order to have a good conversation."

"How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later."

"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"