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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to night club. I know it's dark, but that's kinda the poi-- *metal screeching* Dammit Steve! I told you knight club is downstairs!"

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "

"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."

"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"You know what I've noticed a lot of posts about recently? The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon."

"You gotta give it up to whoever invented mistletoe at Christmas, all they did was hang up a weed, but were like, ""now ye must kiss me."""

"A condom is like a plunger You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case."

"There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""It sure is hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""Yeah like 350, 375""."

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and asks out loud ""who had sex with my wife!?"" A voice up the back said, ""you don't have enough bullets!"""

"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."