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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."
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"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."
"What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line? Weights"
"What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses? Hippocampus!"
"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."
"Me: I feel skinnier today! Scale: Nope."
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"[after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people"
"What is reddits least favorite dish? Kung Pao Chicken"
"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."