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Joke of the Day

"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."

"When I have kids I'm gonna tell them drugs are good for them. It's the only way I can be sure they won't try them."

"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"

"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."

"My first job... My first job out of college was a ""diesel fitter"" at a pantyhose factory... As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, ""Yep, deez'll fit her!"""

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer."

"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade."