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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
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"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."
"How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing."
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"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about."
"Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke."
"What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A 'mosque-ito'."