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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A 'mosque-ito'."

"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."

"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"

"!HARD Drive! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=95)"

"A whorehouse got burned down today... Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg."

"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"

"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."

"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price"