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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about."

"What Do You Call Two Trains Crossing A Road? A Bad City Planner!"

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/jokes? Only one. **/r/Jokes** is **widely known** to be a **breeding ground** for new, **original jokes**."

"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table"

"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"

"I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'"

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"Alanis Morissette: It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Spoons R Us clerk: Ma'am, nobody asked you to shop here."

"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."

"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"