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Joke of the Day

"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."

"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"

"A child asks: ""Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"" Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life. Child: Then why does the man wear black?"

"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."

"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"Did you see the movie about oil and water? It's immiscible."

"My wife told me that she isn't very happy with our sex life. A small part of me disagrees."

"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"

"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."