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Joke of the Day

"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... They were eating out of the palm of my hands."

"I just bought a treadmill. It was a little pricey, but I think it will be worth it in the long run"

"What does an amoeba call its friend? Cell mate."

"Two muffins are in the oven... One of them says ""it's getting hot in here."" The other muffin says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""

"What does DNA strand for? National Dyslecsics Association"

"I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!"

"What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"If I was a drunk superhero, I'm pretty sure I'd be ""I Love You Man"""

"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"