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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the movie about oil and water? It's immiscible."
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"My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12"
"Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually."
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"
"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."
"Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? Because they pack light."
"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"