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Joke of the Day
"It takes me about 25 minutes to pack a suitcase, but I still always block out 4 hours for it."
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"I was making a recipe that called for tapioca flour, but we were all out. Thankfully, my wife figured out I could substitute corn starch. Clabber girl."
"That's the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don't want to talk about it."
"Best joke ever? my life"
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."