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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the masturbating Chinese brothers? Their names were Lo Shin and Ti Shoo"
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"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."
"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"
"My friends say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."
"Dentist: How often do you floss? Dracula: Every day Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood. Dracula: Oh...I mean never. I never floss."
"I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and not feel as accomplished as I do when I successfully put together something from Ikea."
"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"
"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"
"I just got back from a trip to Flint I went there to experience some Heavy Metal."
"which is the best key on keyboard?"