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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"

"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."

"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."

"smoking I use to smoke, I'll probably never say that I quit but I do stop for intermittent periods. I, like most people, call this lapse in my habit a ""relationship""."

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort."

"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"

"Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election? He TANKED his campaign!"

"Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit."

"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."