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Joke of the Day
"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."
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"What's a Porn Star's favorite spell? Expecto Erection"
"Was shopping for a toilet. Sales guy showed me the newest model they had in store. It uploads all my shit to Facebook."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"
"Three positives Thursday afternoon in the office: Me: yay it's 1.45pm, Coworker: and it's Thursday, Me: three positives, Coworker: what's the third, Me: It's still cumming!"
"What do you call an openly gay detective? Surecocks Holmes"
"Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body? Where's the logic?"
"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."
"Your mother's vagina"