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"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"
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"Laurie got offended just because I used the word ""puke"" But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."
"If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later."
"If Donald Trump was a fruit what would he be? A walnut."
"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"
"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."
"Did you hear the one about the gay man with a 30 inch scrotum? I would make a joke, but that's some low hanging fruit."
"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"
"America, a country where people spend half of their money on food, and the other half on losing weight."
"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."