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Joke of the Day

"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."

"Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot."

"Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."

"All of my suspicions are sneaking around."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... ...and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here."""

"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"

"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."

"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."

"I had this really funny joke about the sun i was going to tell you all, but some bastard has made a funnier joke about the moon and totally eclipsed it."