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Joke of the Day
"An app like Tinder that can find me episodes of Law & Order SVU I haven't seen."
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"Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body."
"What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out."
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"My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids. I told her that I love children, I just can't bear them!"
"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."
"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose."
"NASA is planning to lasso an asteroid and bring it to the moon? I was unaware NASA had hired Wile E. Coyote to plan their missions."
"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."