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Joke of the Day
"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."
Next Joke
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
"Anyone seen ""Captain Phillips""? If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow."
"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"
"They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet... ...I guess it's tough shit for them!"
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
"If Gandalf was a women, what color would her robes be? Red."
"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."