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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."

"How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich? Two."

"Bigfoot is like a father to me... ... I've only ever seen him in photos, never in real life."

"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"

"A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face."

"My wife asked me how I was going to feel when our son started dating... Apparently jealous was not the right answer."

"How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries."

"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"

"When Trump build a wall what would the US become? Attack on Titans..."

"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."