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"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."
"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"Where can I find that ""4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards"" Birthday Card? I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place"
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with a jar of peanut butter? A piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth!"
"What Did The Chinese Man Say When Asked What He Wanted For Dinner? Bitch please."
"What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"
"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."
"Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor"