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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!"

"I told myself that I wouldn't drink today, but nobody ever listens to me."

"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."

"[Morgue] Cop: Sir, I know it's tough but we need you to ID the body Me looking at corpse: *takes deep breath* Areare you over 21?"

"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."

"Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park"

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid 200 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"