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Joke of the Day
"What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
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"I love Honest Abe. Do you want to hear my favourite quote from him? ""My head hurts."""
"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."
"What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden? You root it ooot!"
"How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them."
"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"
"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"
"My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild."
"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"