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Joke of the Day
"I take issue with people stealing magazines."
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"Remember if you ever get mugged, don't yell ""Help."" Yell, ""Oh my god! It's Justin Bieber!"""
"Every week I buy healthy fruits & vegetables and every week I throw out spoiled fruits & vegetables because I like steak."
"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"
"A philosopher goes to a hotel. Philosopher: Can I get a room please? Receptionist: Sure. Which one? 2B or not 2B?"
"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."
"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"