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Joke of the Day

"Where can I find that ""4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards"" Birthday Card? I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place"

"Marriage counselling because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they're being an ass."

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."

"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."

"I took a ""Paint with Wine"" class. The instructor was really impressed with how well I handled my wine."

"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."

"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."

"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."

"If Carly Fiorina had a sex change... ...do you think that she might also change her name to Charlie Feelmaweena?"