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Joke of the Day

"Where can I find that ""4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards"" Birthday Card? I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place"

"When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."

"I'm hooked on abortion jokes, Gladly, they'll never get old."

"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"

"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."

"If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food."

"When a woman tels you it's five minutes, then it's five minutes. Don't need to ask her every quarter of an hour."

"*rubs lamp* Genie: ""you get three wishes"" Me: ""I wish I wasn't so alone"" Genie: ""k wow I'm like right here"""

"Why can you always trust a bee without wings? Because it's down to earth."