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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"Aren't you glad you no longer have that ""Call Me Maybe"" song in your head? Oops. Sorry. #SoCallMeMaybe!"

"Dear Applicant, Your resume appears to be a string of stolen tweets. Congratulations, you're our new VP of Marketing!"

"You can titillate an ocelot if you... ...oscillate its tit a lot!"

"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."

"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"

"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Ill tell you tomorow."