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Joke of the Day

"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."

"Canadians leaving south for vacation are like Americans escaping marriage, desperately trying to escape frigid temperatures..."

"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."

"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver."

"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because its delicious."

"why was the chicken population so large? because it grew **eggs**ponentially"

"If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck... ...it'll be a vacuum!"

"My boss accused me of having OCD... I soon put him in his place."

"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"

"A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, ""How many is a brazilian?"""