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Joke of the Day

"Today I just turned 17! That makes me over 3.55 x 10^14 years old."

"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."

"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"

"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."

"You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."

"On this day in 1947 Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier, whereas Obama did nothing for America in ALL of 1947."

"What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? Get off me holmes!"

"Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars... And then I wondered, Where the fuck did my roof go?"