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Joke of the Day
"I know it's illegal for me to cook my own alcohol... But still."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's a whale joke!)"
"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"
"What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven."
"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."
"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""
"Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?"
"Friend: ""Dude, me & my girlfriend are getting married."" ME: ""Wow! when?"" Friend: ""Me on 27th April and she on 14th June."""
"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."