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Joke of the Day

"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."

"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."

"What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love."

"[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY"

"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."

"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."

"What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic"

"How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke? Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it."

"Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus? Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)"

"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"