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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."

"Did you hear about the Polak who won a Gold medal in the Olympics? He was so proud he took it home and had it bronzed."

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"

"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector, and fire is real."

"omg this fire truck is being such an attention whore right now"

"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."

"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."

"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."

"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun. Angry he snarled, ""Aight, who the hell boned my wife and mom?"" The bartender shook his head and smiled, ""You don't have enough bullets bud."""