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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."
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"How do you teach your dog to roll over ? Put him on fire."
"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"
"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"
"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"
"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"
"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"
"Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore."
"What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts? De mentor."
"Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!"