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Joke of the Day
"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."
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"What is a grape without 'g'? It's still a grape, just without gravity."
"YOLOUYAB You Only Live Once Unless You're A Buddist"
"My physics teacher said i have potential and then pushed me down the stairs"
"TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions They may introduce a clause"
"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."
"If a girl elongates her words when she's texting me, I know she's down to fuckkkk, developmentally disabled, or bothhhhh."
"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"
"what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"