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Joke of the Day
"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."
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"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"
"Guy walks up to a Canadian and says ""Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"" The Canadian says ""That was my wife."""
"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
"So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more? Too many thank-you notes to write"
"I came out of the gym the other day and someone asked me, ""How have you got that body?"" I said, ""I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."""
"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"
"A cat's love is like nothing you've ever experienced unless you've dated a completely aloof murderer with autism."
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."