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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks up to a Canadian and says ""Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"" The Canadian says ""That was my wife."""

"Did you hear about that golfer who sang a song every time he hit a wayward ball? They say he made a fore tune!"

"Hey Dad, your neighbor called, they wanna know if you could turn down your TV, they've already heard this episode of Law & Order."

"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"

"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."

"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"

"Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton. When asked, Clinton responded ""Close, but no cigar."""

"Dead scatologists never die They just go through the motions."

"I was looking at the fruit in the bowl, thinking... How the fuck did I end up with a gay goldfish..."

"My stepfather, beating me black and blue, was no accident. Just a terrible faux pa."