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Joke of the Day
"So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more? Too many thank-you notes to write"
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"Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up."
"Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball? Juan on Juan"
"What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captains log"
"An unemployed prostitute approaches a brothel manager and asks for a job. The manager regrettably replies, ""Sorry, we have too many openings right now."""
"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
"A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says ""Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"" The Asian man says ""Well at least I can see my grandparents."""
"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."
"How do narcissists remember everything? ...They have a photogenic memory."