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Joke of the Day
"So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more? Too many thank-you notes to write"
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"How many trolls does it take to read a joke. None. They get chumps like you to do it. CHUMPS."
"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"If you could eliminate one entire race off of the face of the planet, which would you choose? the 5k fun run, or the 100 meter dash?"
"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."
"Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head."
"I went into a medical shop. ""Have you got anything for irritation?"" ""Yes,"" he said, ""But where exactly?"" I said, ""Fuck knows, you tell me. It's your shop."""
"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"
"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."