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Joke of the Day

"Hey dude that invented the unicycle... Where were you wanting to go ? then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle"

"Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?"

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? For public transportation."

"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."

"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."

"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"

"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."

"""That's close enough..."" ~Government worker"

"Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged. I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters. (H/T Demetri Martin)"

"My wifi has been down for the past few days... My wifi has been down for the past few days so I've been conversing with my family. They're actually pretty cool."