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Joke of the Day
"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."
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"What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird? Gooks of Hazard"
"""Imma let you spinach"" - Kanye ft. Popeye"
"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."
"Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse? Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there."
"If I had but one life to give for my country it would be a lawyer's."
"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"
"a newly elected governor trying to teach his kid how to spell assassination one ASS behind another ASS, behind that I and behind me the whole NATION"
"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."
"whats red and bangs on the window? A baby in the microwave"